The Funniest Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls

March 13, 2012
Conversing with a hot and beautiful girl is usually a overwhelming job for a man. Funny pick up lines are usually the most typical approach. It can be tough to begin a conversation which has a beautiful women, but before using a pick up line, it could be smart to consider the pros and cons.

It is indeed difficult to find a way to bust the ice when a man would like to discuss to a pretty girl. Most situations, a guy will be in a bar or a club, look across the room, and spot somebody that they are fascinated in. The query becomes how to attain introductions. A man is supposed to be sleek and courageous. However, the fact is, most men are afraid when approaching a girl that they think is entirely beautiful and hot. It may or may not be in the best curiosity of a guy to use a funny pick up line.

One benefit of employing a funny pick up line is that it will without doubt jump start an introduction, good or bad. A pick up line is intended to be an beginning chat up line that makes a girl want to speak more to the man. There is no correct or great pick up line. An successful line will at least grab a girl's attention toward the man and may make her wish to continue speaking with him. An additional good reason to use a pick up line is that it can be a amusing joke and can make the situation a little easier when said effectively. 

What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

Does my breath smell okay?

Hello, my name is Elmo and baby you can tickle me anytime you want!

I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

Hi. My name is name. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner. Your choice this time, I'm buying."

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Got me? I'll do your body good.

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Smile if you want me!.

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

What's your sign?

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

Do you like chocolate… well, just call me Mr. Goodbar!

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....

Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...

I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?

Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

When God made you, he was showing off.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

Let's make like a fabric softner and snuggle!

You look just like my mother.

If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

I've heard milk does a body good but DAMN how much did you drink?!

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that....?"

[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

I'm looking for a you want to be my friend?

You MUST have a nice personality.

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a you want to be my friend?

You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Coffee? Tea? Me?

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

Good news, the test results are negative!

A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.

Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.

No, but how about a kiss anyway?

Pull my finger.

Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)

Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… um, you wanna go running?

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.

It's always good for you to see me again.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more??

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Ouch! Damn… do you have a band-aid? I cut my knee when I fell for you.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I've been noticing you not noticing me.

Can I have a picture… I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Scientific studies were done which inquired college students and made them rate various ways to start a conversation with the opposite sex. The final results showed that there is a spectacular variation between the ways that men and women view pick up lines. Men believe that jokes and sexual innuendo are very effective and smart ways to approach women. In reality, women look down on these attempts to say hello.

There may be much better ways to begin a chat with someone that shows up desirable. Perhaps a man could begin with a straightforward question, placing the spotlight on her thoughts instead of her appearance. This easily opens up a conversation as the woman will answer to be polite. A issue is not harmful or insulting. Through the discussion, the man and woman may discover things that they share in common. Seduction is best left to a later time. Very few women will definitely respond to it through a quick pick up line.

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