If you happen to expend any moment at all watching T.V shows or listen radio shows where they get a crowd of women together and ask them what they look for in a man. You probably realize that 8 out 10 women will answer humor.

The concept is if humor and funny pick up lines is really a large thing to women, then wouldn’t it sound right to learn how to use it to attract and seduce them? 

Most guys recognize or at best somewhat understand that women likes a man with a perception of humor, that’s why when they approach a girl they always try to think of a humorous pick up line to say. But just like the saying “knowing isn’t enough you must act” and when it comes to attracting women with funny pick up lines you need to also act appropriately

Funny Pick Up Lines

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.

I envy your lipstick.

I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I have only 3 months to live.

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

I must be in heaven because I'm standing alongside you!

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I never thought that heaven could be so close to me"

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I saw you, I'd an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I think I must be dying because I'm taking a look at Heaven.

I think my drugs are wearing off.

I think you have something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.

I tried to discover the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?

If a star fell for each time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

If beauty were a grain of sand, you would be a million beaches.

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you'd be a good eternity.

If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.

If you know someone's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"

If you were a booger I'd pick you first of all.

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

If you were a library book, I'd check you out.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.

I'm dependent on yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) What about tomorrow night?

I'm looking for a friend...do you wish to be my friend?

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put this in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

It's always good for you to see me again.

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]

No, but how about a kiss anyway?

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

I've been noticing you not noticing me.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?

Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"

Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?

Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're looking so fine and not telling me you're name."

Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!

May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?

Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.

Please don't go or else I will need to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart

Pull my finger.

Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.

Say, didn't we go to different schools together?

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Smile if you want me!.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.

There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."

Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my pal told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."

Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey in the world there is nothing else like you!

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

What does it feel like to be the most amazing girl in this room?

What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!

What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my surname. (switch if female asking a male)

What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

What's a nice girl like you doing conversing with a loser like me?

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

What's your sign?

When God made you, he was showing off.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

When I saw you from across the room, I given out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

When you look into the mirror providing strength to a dozen roses, you see the 13 most breathtaking things in the world

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Your eyes have touched my soul

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your household.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You look just like my mother.

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more??

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

What most guys do whenever they try to use humor to attract women is that they focus on being funny, and not attractive funny or the type of humor that would make you irresistible with women.